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This list was submitted by Surfbytes on Wednesday, January 2nd, 2013 at 4:12 PM PST for The February 2013 Lee Jr..

This list is in the Surfbyte's Stiffs Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Cal WorthingtonSeptember 8th, 201392
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
5Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
4Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
3Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
2David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
1Larry FlyntAlive75
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999