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This list was submitted by evilredhead on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 8:50 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Robin Gibb May 20th, 201262
9Andy Williams September 26th, 201284
8William Janklow January 12th, 201272
7Etta James January 20th, 201273
6George McGovern October 21st, 201290
5Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
4Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
3 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
2Mindy McCready February 17th, 201337
1Kirk DouglasAlive101
40 points 5 hits 


Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999