We know what you're expecting us to write here, but guess what: no go. It's just too easy, and besides - she kicked her drug habit 20+ years ago, and only got sick about a year ago. So now will you leave us alone about it - At Last?
They're saying she died of stomach cancer, but we know better. She was Urkel's girlfriend, for crying out loud.
(d) December 22nd, 1998