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This list was submitted by hemlock please on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 8:18 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Merle HaggardApril 6th, 201679
9C. Everett KoopFebruary 25th, 201396
8William "The Refrigerator" PerryAlive55
7Martin LandauJuly 15th, 201789
6Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
5Prince PhilipAlive96
4Mel BrooksAlive91
3Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
2George KennedyFebruary 28th, 201691
1Rachel MaddowAlive44
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Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002