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This list was submitted by PIANOGIRL on Friday, December 30th, 2005 at 8:19 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Gerald Ford December 26th, 200693
9Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
8Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
7Louis JourdanFebruary 14th, 201593
6James WhitmoreFebruary 6th, 200987
5Jane WymanSeptember 10th, 200790
4Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
3Bea ArthurApril 25th, 200986
2Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
1Phil RizzutoAugust 13th, 200789
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021