Joe Jackson (Michael's Dad) has been played on 184 lists, including 33 lists in The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Apparently, since his bags were packed and he was ready to go, he left — but, as it turns out, it was not on a jet plane, but in an experimental, two-seater, single-engine job. Still, it seems safe to say that he does not know when he'll be back again, and that babe, he hated to go.
(d) October 12th, 1997