MATTOID - Fixing To Die — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Friday, December 20th, 2002 at 4:05 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Warren Zevon	September 7th, 2003	56
9	Sarah Brady	April 3rd, 2015	73
8	Augusto Pinochet	December 10th, 2006	91
7	Dennis Weaver	February 24th, 2006	81
6	Dick Gregory	August 19th, 2017	84
5	Eddie Van Halen	October 6th, 2020	65
4	Gene Wilder	August 29th, 2016	83
3	Greg Louganis	Alive	64
2	Hume Cronyn	June 15th, 2003	91
1	Linda Ellerbee	Alive	?
12 points		2 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998