MATTOID - The Joy of Leather

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This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Friday, December 20th, 2002 at 4:05 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
9Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
8Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
7Strom Thurmond June 26th, 2003100
6Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
5Katharine Hepburn June 29th, 200396
4Dick GregoryAugust 19th, 201784
3Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
2Rosa ParksOctober 24th, 200592
1Gene WilderAugust 29th, 201683
22 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998