This list was submitted by USER01375 on Monday, September 30th, 2002 at 8:35 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Ashcroft | Alive | ? |
| 9 | John Ashcroft | Alive | ? |
| 8 | John Ashcroft | Alive | ? |
| 7 | John Ashcroft | Alive | ? |
| 6 | John Ashcroft | Alive | ? |
| 5 | John Ashcroft | Alive | ? |
| 4 | John Ashcroft | Alive | ? |
| 3 | John Ashcroft | Alive | ? |
| 2 | John Ashcroft | Alive | ? |
| 1 | John Ashcroft | Alive | ? |
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For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005