This list was submitted by USER02626 on Tuesday, January 22nd, 2002 at 3:25 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Hume Cronyn | June 15th, 2003 | 91 |
9 | Sam Snead | May 23rd, 2002 | 89 |
8 | Hildegarde Sell | July 29th, 2005 | 99 |
7 | Ralph Edwards | November 16th, 2005 | 92 |
6 | Edward Teller | September 9th, 2003 | 95 |
5 | Sammy Baugh | December 17th, 2008 | 94 |
4 | Phil Rizzuto | August 13th, 2007 | 89 |
3 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
2 | Jack Buck | June 18th, 2002 | 77 |
1 | Jane Russell | February 28th, 2011 | 89 |
11 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999