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This list was submitted by USER02626 on Tuesday, January 22nd, 2002 at 3:25 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hume CronynJune 15th, 200391
9Sam Snead May 23rd, 200289
8Hildegarde SellJuly 29th, 200599
7Ralph EdwardsNovember 16th, 200592
6Edward TellerSeptember 9th, 200395
5Sammy BaughDecember 17th, 200894
4Phil RizzutoAugust 13th, 200789
3Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
2Jack Buck June 18th, 200277
1Jane RussellFebruary 28th, 201189
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999