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This list was submitted by Ghoul Girl on Thursday, January 10th, 2002 at 11:11 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
9Carrie Hamilton January 20th, 200238
8Ted Williams July 5th, 2002?
7Milton Berle March 27th, 200293
6Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
5Bob Hayes September 18th, 200259
4Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
3Dudley Moore March 27th, 200266
2Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
1Juan Antonio SamaranchApril 21st, 201089
42 points 6 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003