This list was submitted by Ghoul Girl on Thursday, January 10th, 2002 at 11:11 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
9 | Carrie Hamilton | January 20th, 2002 | 38 |
8 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
7 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
6 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
5 | Bob Hayes | September 18th, 2002 | 59 |
4 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
3 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
2 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
1 | Juan Antonio Samaranch | April 21st, 2010 | 89 |
42 points | 6 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003