This list was submitted by Charlie Dont Surf on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 9:48 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 9 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
| 8 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 7 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 6 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 5 | Bob Hayes | September 18th, 2002 | 59 |
| 4 | Jack Buck | June 18th, 2002 | 77 |
| 3 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
| 2 | . Suharto | January 27th, 2008 | 86 |
| 1 | Ernest Gallo | March 6th, 2007 | 97 |
| 19 points | 4 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000