MrJeff2000's Tomb of Terror

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Ronald Reagan	June 5th, 2004	93
9	Bob Hayes	September 18th, 2002	59
8	Freddy Fender	October 14th, 2006	69
7	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
6	Althea Gibson	September 28th, 2003	76
5	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
4	Gertrude Ederle	November 30th, 2003	98
3	Herb Score	November 11th, 2008	75
2	Not Famous
1	Robert Wise	September 14th, 2005	91
9 points		1 hit

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999