This list was submitted by USER00165 on Friday, August 31st, 2001 at 6:00 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 9 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 8 | Jesse Helms | July 4th, 2008 | 86 |
| 7 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 6 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
| 5 | Elia Kazan | September 28th, 2003 | 94 |
| 4 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 3 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 2 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
| 1 | Katherine Harris | Alive | ? |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998