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This list was submitted by USER02972 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Byron WhiteApril 15th, 200284
9Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
8Anne LindberghFebruary 7th, 200194
7John GielgudMay 21st, 200096
6Benjamin Spock March 15th, 199894
5Barry Goldwater May 29th, 199889
4Rosa ParksOctober 24th, 200592
3Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
2Johnny CashSeptember 12th, 200371
1Frank Sinatra May 14th, 199882
12 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003