Erik Lander 2 — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER02972 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Byron White	April 15th, 2002	84
9	Lady Bird Johnson	July 11th, 2007	94
8	Anne Lindbergh	February 7th, 2001	94
7	John Gielgud	May 21st, 2000	96
6	Benjamin Spock	March 15th, 1998	94
5	Barry Goldwater	May 29th, 1998	89
4	Rosa Parks	October 24th, 2005	92
3	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
2	Johnny Cash	September 12th, 2003	71
1	Frank Sinatra	May 14th, 1998	82
12 points		3 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003