Tried to Shit But Only Farted — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by DePressED on Sunday, December 31st, 2000 at 6:07 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Mimi Farina	July 18th, 2001	?
9	Lamar Lundy	February 24th, 2007	71
8	John Gotti	June 10th, 2002	?
7	Al McGuire	January 26th, 2001	72
6	Harry Secombe	April 11th, 2001	79
5	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
4	Sheb Wooley	September 16th, 2003	82
3	Eddie Mathews	February 18th, 2001	69
2	Tony Dow	July 27th, 2022	77
1	Billy Wilder	March 27th, 2002	95
26 points		4 hits

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His high-protein, low-carbohydrate approach to weight loss differed radically from the conventional wisdom of the medical establishment, and was widely criticized as risky. Nevertheless, Atkins steadfastly maintained that his dietary recommendations would lead to nothing more dangerous than a diminished sense of balance. He died of injuries sustained when he fell and hit his head on the sidewalk.

(d) April 17th, 2003