This list was submitted by USER01089 on Sunday, December 31st, 2000 at 9:48 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 9 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 7 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 6 | James Doohan | July 20th, 2005 | 85 |
| 5 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
| 4 | Jack Lemmon | June 27th, 2001 | 76 |
| 3 | Johnny Carson | January 23rd, 2005 | 79 |
| 2 | Marlon Brando | July 2nd, 2004 | 80 |
| 1 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 4 points | 1 hit |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014