This list was submitted by Susie Sicko on Sunday, December 31st, 2000 at 6:55 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
7 | Dick Gregory | August 19th, 2017 | 84 |
6 | Timothy McVeigh | June 11th, 2001 | ? |
5 | Prince Rainier | April 6th, 2005 | 81 |
4 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
3 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
2 | Dale Evans | February 7th, 2001 | 88 |
1 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
8 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999