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This list was submitted by mrjeff2000 on Friday, December 15th, 2000 at 7:32 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
9Not Famous 
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Dudley MooreMarch 27th, 200266
6Gertrude EderleNovember 30th, 200398
5Althea GibsonSeptember 28th, 200376
4Bo Belinsky November 23rd, 200164
3Andrew WyethJanuary 16th, 200991
2Robert WiseSeptember 14th, 200591
1Not Famous 
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021