This list was submitted by USER03429 on Saturday, April 22nd, 2000 at 11:12 AM PDT for The April '00 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 9 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 8 | Jesse Helms | July 4th, 2008 | 86 |
| 7 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
| 6 | Not Famous | ||
| 5 | John Rocker | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Jason Priestley | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Kathie Gifford | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Gwyneth Paltrow | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Celine Dion | Alive | 58 |
| 0 points | 0 hits | ||
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003