This list was submitted by USER02810 on Tuesday, April 18th, 2000 at 9:31 AM PDT for The April '00 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Nancy Marchand | June 18th, 2000 | 71 |
| 9 | John O'Connor | May 3rd, 2000 | 80 |
| 8 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
| 7 | Harry Secombe | April 11th, 2001 | 79 |
| 6 | Lew Burdette | February 6th, 2007 | 80 |
| 5 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
| 4 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
| 3 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 2 | Lamar Lundy | February 24th, 2007 | 71 |
| 1 | Billy Wilder | March 27th, 2002 | 95 |
| 23 points | 3 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999