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The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

abid7

Submitted by Abid on December 30, 2025.

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The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Jean-Paul BelmondoSep 6, 2021 Sep 6, 2021 88
9 Laurie MetcalfAlive Alive 71
8 Bob HugginsAlive Alive ?
7 Jason GiambiAlive Alive ?
6 Daniel Day-LewisAlive Alive 69
5 George W. BushAlive Alive ?
4 Pete WilsonAlive Alive ?
3 Ted DansonAlive Alive ?
2 Billy ConnollyAlive Alive 83
1 Prince PhilipposAlive Alive 57

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1998

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.