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This list was submitted by Dead Person Specialist, E on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 2:27 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Bruce Willis	Alive	?
9	Eva Saint	Alive	?
8	Tim Curry	Alive	?
7	Val Kilmer	April 1st, 2025	65
6	Yoko Ono	Alive	93
5	William Daniels	Alive	?
4	Artie Lange	Alive	58
3	Raul Castro	Alive	95
2	Noam Chomsky	Alive	?
1	Imelda Marcos	Alive	?
7 points		1 hit

Guess the Stiff!

Apparently, since his bags were packed and he was ready to go, he left � but, as it turns out, it was not on a jet plane, but in an experimental, two-seater, single-engine job. Still, it seems safe to say that he does not know when he'll be back again, and that babe, he hated to go.

(d) October 12th, 1997