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This list was submitted by Dead Person Specialist, E on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 2:27 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Bruce Willis	Alive	?
9	Eva Saint	Alive	?
8	Tim Curry	Alive	?
7	Val Kilmer	April 1st, 2025	65
6	Yoko Ono	Alive	92
5	William Daniels	Alive	?
4	Artie Lange	Alive	57
3	Raul Castro	Alive	94
2	Noam Chomsky	Alive	?
1	Imelda Marcos	Alive	?
7 points		1 hit

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Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.

(d) October 30th, 1997