This list was submitted by USER02693 on Saturday, September 11th, 1999 at 4:30 AM PDT for The September '99 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Not Famous | ||
| 9 | Not Famous | ||
| 8 | Lew Burdette | February 6th, 2007 | 80 |
| 7 | Not Famous | ||
| 6 | Not Famous | ||
| 5 | Walter Matthau | July 1st, 2000 | 79 |
| 4 | Mack Robinson | March 12th, 2000 | 87 |
| 3 | Not Famous | ||
| 2 | Peggy Lee | January 21st, 2002 | 81 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 0 points | 0 hits | ||
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021