This list was submitted by USER02734 on Friday, September 10th, 1999 at 9:54 AM PDT for The September '99 Lee Jr..
A man named Perdue, who sold chicken
Did so well, it would make your heart quicken
For six decades old Frank
Clucked his way to the bank
'Til the day that his own heart stopped tickin'
(d) March 31st, 2005