This list was submitted by USER02762 on Thursday, September 9th, 1999 at 4:45 PM PDT for The September '99 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Marvin Wood | October 13th, 1999 | ? |
| 9 | Not Famous | ||
| 8 | Not Famous | ||
| 7 | Not Famous | ||
| 6 | Harry Secombe | April 11th, 2001 | 79 |
| 5 | Not Famous | ||
| 4 | Not Famous | ||
| 3 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
| 2 | Not Famous | ||
| 1 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 10 points | 1 hit | ||
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999