This list was submitted by USER00072 on Wednesday, September 8th, 1999 at 12:04 PM PDT for The September '99 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 9 | Raisa Gorbachev | September 20th, 1999 | 67 |
| 8 | Not Famous | ||
| 7 | Not Famous | ||
| 6 | Not Famous | ||
| 5 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
| 4 | Not Famous | ||
| 3 | Catfish Hunter | September 9th, 1999 | 53 |
| 2 | Not Famous | ||
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 12 points | 2 hits | ||
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999