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This list was submitted by Longhorn on Friday, December 30th, 2022 at 1:25 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob CousyAlive?
9William DanielsAlive?
8Peter AngelosMarch 23rd, 202494
7Billy ConnollyAlive82
6Frank GehryAlive96
5Shecky Greene December 31st, 202397
4Bill WymanAlive?
3Frank Borman November 7th, 202395
2Garrett MorrisAlive88
1Petula ClarkAlive92
3 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999