This list was submitted by SBUMP2 on Friday, December 30th, 2022 at 9:39 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
9 | K.C. Jones | Alive | ? |
8 | Barbara Feldon | Alive | 92 |
7 | Ruth Buzzi | Alive | ? |
6 | The Iron Sheik | June 7th, 2023 | 80 |
5 | Joanne Woodward | Alive | ? |
4 | Steve Lawrence | March 7th, 2024 | 88 |
3 | Wink Martindale | Alive | ? |
2 | Fran Drescher | Alive | ? |
1 | Shannen Doherty | July 13th, 2024 | 53 |
16 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999