This list was submitted by wet grave on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 2:07 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Shelley Long | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Drew Barrymore | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Danny Bonaduce | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Marianne Faithful | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Paris Jackson | Alive | 27 |
| 5 | Britney Spears | Alive | 44 |
| 4 | Mike Tyson | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Jack Osbourne | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Artie Lange | Alive | 58 |
| 1 | Sinead O'Connor | July 26th, 2023 | 56 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003