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This list was submitted by USER00529 on Tuesday, August 31st, 1999 at 7:18 PM PDT for The September '99 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Catfish Hunter September 9th, 199953
9Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
8Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
7Not Famous 
6. SuhartoJanuary 27th, 200886
5Stanley KunitzMay 14th, 2006100
4Not Famous 
3Not Famous 
2Not Famous 
1Floyd PattersonMay 11th, 200671
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003