This list was submitted by Chancellor D'Exchecker on Friday, December 25th, 2020 at 10:27 PM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Wayne Newton | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Dennis Miller | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Donna Shalala | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Anthony Kennedy | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Clarence Thomas | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Tina Turner | May 24th, 2023 | 83 |
| 4 | Tina Louise | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Bobby Rydell | April 5th, 2022 | 79 |
| 2 | Carol Burnett | Alive | 92 |
| 1 | George Zimmerman | Alive | 41 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021