This list was submitted by Buffalo Bell Biv DeVoe on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 4:38 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
| 9 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 8 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
| 7 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 6 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
| 5 | Tommy Lasorda | January 7th, 2021 | 93 |
| 4 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
| 3 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 89 |
| 2 | Artie Lange | Alive | 58 |
| 1 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 4 points | 1 hit | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998