This list was submitted by Npeo on Friday, December 29th, 2017 at 12:55 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bill Murray | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Bill O'Reilly | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 87 |
| 7 | Bill Clinton | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Bill Russell | July 31st, 2022 | 88 |
| 5 | Bill Elliott | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Billy Joel | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Bill Bradley | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 1 | Billy Dee Williams | Alive | 87 |
| 2 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021