Team Formalin II Who'll Be the Next in Line?

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This list was submitted by anarchess on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 8:13 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
6Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
5Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
4Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
3Val KilmerApril 1st, 202565
2Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
1Vin ScullyAugust 2nd, 202294
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998