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The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Dead People Kinda Matter

Submitted by Dead Man Rising on December 31, 2016.

Score
1hit so far
6tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Charlie SheenAlive Alive 61
9 Billy GrahamFeb 21, 2018 Feb 21, 2018 99
8 Bob DoleDec 5, 2021 Dec 5, 2021 98
7 Vera LynnJun 18, 2020 Jun 18, 2020 103
6 Don Rickles hitApr 6, 2017 Apr 6, 2017 90
5 Kirk DouglasFeb 5, 2020 Feb 5, 2020 103
4 George H.W. BushNov 30, 2018 Nov 30, 2018 94
3 Martin SheenAlive Alive ?
2 Lindsay LohanAlive Alive 40
1 Tila TequilaAlive Alive ?

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1998

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.