This list was submitted by emptydog on Saturday, February 28th, 2015 at 2:47 AM PST for The Pablo Stoll Three Bagger.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
9 | Al Molinaro | October 29th, 2015 | 96 |
8 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
7 | Jim Nabors | November 30th, 2017 | 87 |
6 | Alan Young | May 19th, 2016 | 96 |
5 | Melvin Laird | November 16th, 2016 | 94 |
4 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
3 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
2 | Chuck Yeager | December 7th, 2020 | 97 |
1 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003