Joan Crawford's Eyebrow Pencil 2

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This list was submitted by JoanCrawfordsMakeupBag on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 11:57 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sam Simon March 8th, 201559
9Little Jimmy Dickens January 2nd, 201594
8King Abdullah Bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud January 22nd, 201590
7George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
6Buddy RyanJune 28th, 201685
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Joseph WapnerFebruary 26th, 201797
3 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
2Gordie HoweJune 10th, 201688
1Al Molinaro October 29th, 201596
28 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014