This list was submitted by DePressED on Thursday, January 7th, 1999 at 8:05 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Kathryn Schoonover | March 25th, 1999 | 50 |
| 9 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
| 8 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
| 7 | Arlene Francis | May 31st, 2001 | 93 |
| 6 | Rick Hendrick | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Winnie Palmer | November 20th, 1999 | 65 |
| 4 | Not Famous | ||
| 3 | Not Famous | ||
| 2 | Not Famous | ||
| 1 | Dusty Springfield | March 2nd, 1999 | 59 |
| 25 points | 4 hits | ||
The essence of Catch-22 is that if you are concerned enough for your safety to ask to be declared insane, then you are sane enough to go into battle. The essence of Catch-23 is that if you stop breathing, you can't write anymore.
(d) December 12th, 1999