Sick Transit 1 — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by sictransit on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 7:02 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Sam Simon	March 8th, 2015	59
9	Buddy Ryan	June 28th, 2016	85
8	Zsa Zsa Gabor	December 18th, 2016	99
7	Clive James	November 24th, 2019	80
6	George H.W. Bush	November 30th, 2018	94
5	Billy Graham	February 21st, 2018	99
4	Joanne Woodward	Alive	?
3	Herman Wouk	May 18th, 2019	103
2	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
1	Roberta McCain	October 12th, 2020	108
10 points		1 hit

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014