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This list was submitted by Euthanasia on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 5:18 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Flavor FlavAlive65
9Rich LittleAlive?
8Vin ScullyAugust 2nd, 202294
7Marlo ThomasAlive?
6Artie LangeAlive57
5Tom LehrerAlive?
4Rudy TomjanovichAlive?
3Julie AndrewsAlive?
2Julian AssangeAlive53
1Yao MingAlive44
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998