This list was submitted by Euthanasia on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 5:18 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Flavor Flav | Alive | 65 |
9 | Rich Little | Alive | ? |
8 | Vin Scully | August 2nd, 2022 | 94 |
7 | Marlo Thomas | Alive | ? |
6 | Artie Lange | Alive | 57 |
5 | Tom Lehrer | Alive | ? |
4 | Rudy Tomjanovich | Alive | ? |
3 | Julie Andrews | Alive | ? |
2 | Julian Assange | Alive | 53 |
1 | Yao Ming | Alive | 44 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998