This list was submitted by alohabeerguy on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 6:52 AM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Dear Readers, I've had it. After 50 years of saying "Take your head out of your ass" in a million different ways, I'm throwing in the towel. Figure out your own stupid little problems from now on. -Lifeless on Lake Shore
(d) June 22nd, 2002