This list was submitted by No Viagra Needed on Tuesday, December 30th, 2014 at 5:43 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Joanne Woodward | Alive | ? |
9 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
8 | Sam Simon | March 8th, 2015 | 59 |
7 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
6 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
5 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
4 | Nick Nolte | Alive | 83 |
3 | Bart Starr | May 26th, 2019 | 85 |
2 | Mario Cuomo | January 1st, 2015 | 82 |
1 | Whitey Bulger | October 30th, 2018 | 89 |
10 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003