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This list was submitted by No Viagra Needed on Tuesday, December 30th, 2014 at 5:43 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joanne WoodwardAlive?
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Sam Simon March 8th, 201559
7Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
6Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
5Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
4Nick NolteAlive83
3Bart StarrMay 26th, 201985
2Mario Cuomo January 1st, 201582
1Whitey BulgerOctober 30th, 201889
10 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003