This list was submitted by USER00573 on Tuesday, January 5th, 1999 at 2:09 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
| 9 | Jack Paar | January 27th, 2004 | 85 |
| 8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Rick Hendrick | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Anita Bryant | December 16th, 2025 | 85 |
| 5 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 4 | Joey Bishop | October 17th, 2007 | 89 |
| 3 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
| 2 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
| 1 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
| 10 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003