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This list was submitted by USER00573 on Tuesday, January 5th, 1999 at 2:09 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Jack PaarJanuary 27th, 200485
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Rick HendrickAlive?
6Anita BryantDecember 16th, 202585
5Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
4Joey BishopOctober 17th, 200789
3Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
2Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
1Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003