This list was submitted by Donkey Sausage on Tuesday, August 19th, 2014 at 10:55 PM PDT for The Kurt Heegner Memorial Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
| 9 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
| 8 | David Rockefeller | March 20th, 2017 | 101 |
| 7 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 6 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
| 5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 4 | Not Famous | ||
| 3 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 2 | Al Molinaro | October 29th, 2015 | 96 |
| 1 | Joseph Wapner | February 26th, 2017 | 97 |
| 10 points | 1 hit | ||
Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.
(d) October 30th, 1997