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This list was submitted by Team Sleep on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 10:10 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Luise Rainer December 30th, 2014104
9Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Eli Wallach June 24th, 201498
5George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
4Christopher LeeJune 7th, 201593
3Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
2Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
1Harper LeeFebruary 19th, 201689
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002