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This list was submitted by PHALEX on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 8:01 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
6George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
5Norman LearDecember 5th, 2023?
4Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
3Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
2Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
1Hugh DownsJuly 1st, 202099
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Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014