This list was submitted by USER00535 on Monday, January 4th, 1999 at 2:57 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Walter Cronkite | July 17th, 2009 | 92 |
9 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
8 | Walter Matthau | July 1st, 2000 | 79 |
7 | Not Famous | ||
6 | Saddam Hussein | December 29th, 2006 | 69 |
5 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
4 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
3 | Madalyn O'Hair | December 12th, 1995 | 76 |
2 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
1 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003