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The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Grim Assclowns 1

Submitted by USER01637 on December 31, 2013.

Score
1hit so far
5tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Al MolinaroOct 29, 2015 Oct 29, 2015 96
9 Billy GrahamFeb 21, 2018 Feb 21, 2018 99
8 Olivia de HavillandJul 26, 2020 Jul 26, 2020 104
7 Clive JamesNov 24, 2019 Nov 24, 2019 80
6 Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016 Dec 18, 2016 99
5 Eli Wallach hitJun 24, 2014 Jun 24, 2014 98
4 Kirk DouglasFeb 5, 2020 Feb 5, 2020 103
3 Prince PhilipApr 9, 2021 Apr 9, 2021 99
2 Vera LynnJun 18, 2020 Jun 18, 2020 103
1 George H.W. BushNov 30, 2018 Nov 30, 2018 94

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2021

France’s favorite broken nose became a star smoking and pouting through Godard’s Breathless, then figured out he could make a lot more money hanging off helicopters in action movies without a stunt double. Eighty-odd films, one “national treasure” from Macron and no apparent interest in a helmet. He died in Paris at 88, presumably mid-cigarette.