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This list was submitted by computerstreber on Thursday, January 31st, 2013 at 6:14 AM PST for The February 2013 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ron JeremyAlive73
9Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
8Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
5Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
4Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
3Al MolinaroOctober 29th, 201596
2Mikhail KalashnikovDecember 23rd, 201394
1Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013